Pregnancy Q&A اسئلة و اجوبة هامة لكل حامل

Pregnancy Q&A

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?

A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?

A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?

A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.

A: So what's your question?

Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?

A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural?

A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.

Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?

A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?

A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q: Do I have to have a baby shower?

A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?

A: When the kids are in college.

لقيت الموضوع ده علي احدي المدونات عن الجنس في العالم العربي

لقيت الموضوع ده علي احدي المدونات عن الجنس في العالم العربي

اقرأه وقولي رأيك

Sex and Taboos in the Islamic World
Do the stealthy violations of taboos and moral precepts foreshadow a sexual revolution in the Arab world? Or is the pressure being applied by the moralists creating a new prudishness, a counterforce to the perceived excesses of the West? For now, everything seems possible, including the idea that a man can end up spending a night in jail for being caught with a condom in his shirt pocket. Ali al-Gundi, an Egyptian journalist, was driving his girlfriend home when he was stopped at a police checkpoint. He didn't have his driver's license with him, but it was 4 a.m. and he was in the company of an attractive woman. For the police, this was reason enough to handcuff Gundi and his girlfriend and take them to the police station. "On the way there, they threatened to beat us," says the 30-year-old. At the station, they took away his mobile phone and wallet and found an unused condom in his shirt pocket. "They were already convinced that my girlfriend was a whore," says Gundi. The couple ended up behind bars, even after telling the police that they planned to get married in a few months. Only after the woman notified her father the next day were the two released from jail. For Gundi, one thing is certain: "If the officer who stopped us hadn't been so sexually frustrated, he would have let us go." The sexual frustration of many young Arabs has countless causes, most of them economic. Jobs are scarce and low-paying, and most young men are unable to afford and furnish their own apartments -- a prerequisite to being able to marry in most Arab countries. At the same time, premarital sex is an absolute taboo in Islam. As a result, cities across the Arab world -- Algiers, Alexandria, Sana'a and Damascus -- are filled with "boy-men" between 18 and 35 who are forced to live with their parents for the foreseeable future. There is one exception, and it's even sanctioned by the Islamic faith: the "temporary marriage" or "pleasure marriage" -- not a bond for life but one designed for intimate sins. Such agreements, presided over by imams, are not regulated by the state. They can be concluded for only a few hours or they can be open-ended. But particularly romantic they are not...

ادعوا لأخوكم المسلم ... انه الان يسأل

الامتحانات شغاله علي ودنه

ربنا يستر وننجح بتقدير كويس

هي شغاله من زمان وهتخلص الاسبوع اللي جاي ان شاء الله

نسألكم الدعاء

المطار السري ...... والتدوينة السرية تاني

احنا ليه نحب نشتغل نفسنا دايما ونضحك علي بعضيبقي الواحد كله باين والكل عارف انه بيعمل كذا وكذا وهو عامل زي النعامه دافس راسه في الطين وجسمه كله باين وقال ايه محدش شايفه ولا عارفه ازاي اقولكمحاجة زي المطار السري كده مثلا ايام الحرب قال ايه الجيش عامل مطار سري, فين متعرفش ماهو سري بقي , سري لدرجة ان الناس كلها عرفته لأ وعاملوا محطة اسمها المطار السري وتلاقي التباع عمال يبنده واحد المطار السري وهو عمال يغمز بعنيه في الخباثة قال ايه سري بقيده زمان مثلا, اما دلوقتي تلاقي الحكومة بتحاكم الاخوان قال ايه بتهمة الانضمام لتنظيم سري هاهاهاها طب والنبي مين في مصر ميعرفش الاخوان ده انت لو سألت عيل بشخة ممكن يقولك تاريخ الاخوان من اول حسن البنا لحد ال 88 عضو في مجلس الشعب , طب ايه الغباء ده فين والنبي التنظيم السري ده طب والله انت لو سألتني عن عدد وزارات الحكومة ولا اسماء وزرائها ايه مش هاعرف اقولهملك كلهم يبقي مين التنظيم السري بقي الحكومة ولا الاخوانالحاجة الاخيرة بقي ان انا كمان مش هاشز عن القاعدة فانا و لأن التدوينة دي سرية ممكن اقول اللي انا عايزة واشتم بقي براحتي واقول كل الكلام القبيح اللي انا ماسكه عن لساني ما هي تدوينه سرية بقي حاجة زي المطار السري كدهحد شاف حاجة؟